our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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