Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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