Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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