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(301): View more from Maryland

do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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(260): View more from Indiana

3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella

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I've never been more proud of you

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(210): View more from Texas

Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks

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(714): View more from California

the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.

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(770): View more from Georgia

My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie

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(615): View more from Tennessee

To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again

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You have a 50 50 chance

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(952): View more from Minnesota

This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.

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