and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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