ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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