so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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