I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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