That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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