We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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