We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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