Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂