Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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