How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I forgot wine drunk hurts
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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