So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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