Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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