Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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