On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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