I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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