I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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