so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I am naked and annoyed.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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