You're completely useless in the revolution.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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