so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dude i'm inner monologue high
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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