i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
you never un-have a 4some
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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