I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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