i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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