you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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