I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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