I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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