What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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