its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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