Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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