i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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