Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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