Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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