i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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