the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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