He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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