I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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