I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I am naked and annoyed.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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