Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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