Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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