He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
