we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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