A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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