YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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