Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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