Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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