butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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