Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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