...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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