He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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