So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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