Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You took a bar mat shot.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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