This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
No subtext here. People are naked.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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