i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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