Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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